My favorite .sigs



  | Windows 95: n.
  | 32 bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16 bit
  | patch to an 8 bit operating system originally coded for a 4 bit
  | microprocessor, written by a 2 bit company, that can't stand 1
  | bit of competition.
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  | g o t   l i n u x ?


"... But basically, you cannot have too much swap.  It's the same as the question 'how much RAM' or 'how much disk space'.  The answer is 'whatever you can afford'.  Just delete your DOS partition and use it as swap."
 - warwick@cs.uq.edu.au (Warwick Allison)
 Re: The appropriate amount of swap space for Linux


  Customer: "I'm running Windows '98."
  Tech Support: "Yes."
  Customer: "My computer isn't working now."
  Tech Support: "Yes, you said that."